lilyfanciesprongs:

neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing

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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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thevenuvianprincess:

Fire is the element of power. The people of the Fire Nation have desire and will, and the energy and drive to achieve what they want.

Earth is the element of substance. The people of the Earth Kingdom are diverse and strong. They are persistent and enduring.

Air is the element of freedom. The Air Nomads detached themselves from worldly concerns, and they found peace and freedom. And they apparently had great senses of humor.

Water is the element of change. The people of the Water Tribes are capable of adapting to many things. They have a sense of community and love that holds them together through anything.

It is important to draw wisdom from different places. If you take it from only one place it become rigid and stale. Understanding others, the other elements, the other nations, will help you become whole. It is the combination of the four elements in one person that makes the Avatar so powerful. But it can make you more powerful too.

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whorville:

WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting

whorville:

WHat the fuck is wrong with white people I dont have time for this i come on here for some quality blogging and what do I get. Fuckin white girl got the cast of “A Bugs Life” in her head I’m deleting

(Source: i-eviscerate, via saltedvagina)

sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

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